Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
nobody gives a fuck about pluto’s planetary status pls arrest Darren Wilson
I really love my work environment and I’m so grateful to have gainful employment, but I feel like the nature of my job means I’m constantly asking people to do things and they’re constantly either not responding, saying no, or saying yes and then bailing - all without any remorse whatsoever. I’m not sure how long I can cope with that repeat rejection and flakiness. I feel like I’m just doing a bunch of work and having it thrown back in my face.
One of my white lesbian friends has repeatedly been trying to engage me in a conversation about how much she dislikes white gay men (except for the ones she does like of course), and I really don’t know what she wants from me in terms of a response. Like gay white boys have been fuckin up my life for years, but I’m glad you finally figured it out after getting in an argument with a bunch of white gay guys at your school? I’m sorry but you’ve said wildly inappropriate racial shit to me in the past, once you fuck up that royally you’re just any other white friend to me and I’m not interested in talking with you about how horrible your people are…
There’s these changes that I need to make in my life but I just can’t find the willpower to make them and it’s keeping me ridiculously unhappy like all the time.
I also have these awful thoughts I need to process but no one to process them with because they’re too fucked up to say out loud.
I’m so stunted and caught.
so… do my coworkers realize how snobby they sound when they shit on every single fast food and/or inexpensive restaurant on earth?
i’ve seen this really attractive person get off at the same train stop as me a couple of times. one time they were wearing chic business clothes that i wanted to steal (thumbs up emoji) and today they had on velvet pants and a leather jacket with a longboard draped over their shoulder (double thumbs up + dancing lady emoji) so needless to say they’re way too cool for me. i’m open to suggestions on how i can get this stranger to fall in love with me immediately.